Alone

Most of the time when I am alone, I talk to myself and argue until i pass out from frustration, I sing everything i do, even when I'm emptying my body of its waist. I also pretend to be Blake the King of magic!!!! What do you do alone??

Do you cry, and eat? And dress up asian? 

Do you dig for gold? Or like to smell your fingers?

Are you awesome like this??

Are you honest yet obligated to lie to yourself to get what you want?

Are you confused?

                                                                   Maybe you want real protein? 

What Do I Do??

There are many reasons why you could ask the question "What do i do?" But there are those "KRAZY" times when you actually have to find out what to do because the predicament your in is literally killing you... Take my friend (anonymous) for example 

Man asking her to be in a relationship... "YAY" Right?

    This is a picture of that man.

So to be honest, there are a couple of reasons why she would ask herself "What do I do?" Lets list them...

1. He looks nice but...
2. He is HOLDING A CAT!
3. His glasses are bigger then his face?
4. How old is he?
5. Is it a He?
6. Maybe i'm blind. 

These are questions that you could ask yourself, or we could face the facts!

• He is old and is more then likely a killer.
• That cat could be fake.
• The cat could be real.
• What?
• Why?
• Maybe he's blind?
• Blind people are always KOOL!
• Ok he's not Blind.
• Is that a lady sweater?
• Ok maybe its a lady.
• I have those glasses, but they are missing.
• Is that my cat???? No.
• His name is Billy?

Even though we faced the facts, they all turned into questions some how which only means ONE THING!!! 

 This is what must Happen!

Because #1- He is a WEIRD-O and could potentially eat you.... 

            #2- He bought you drinks when you are "Underage" (I fizzled the "R" stuff out).

  And honestly, the only way that she would end up with him... Is if she was this!

Thankfully she is not this, But this lady you must say is KRAZY asian like! 

    To conclude on what to do, you have to be able to say NO!!! And maybe he's not a creeper, anonymous friend, so now you know what to do, and don't forget IT!!!

Who R YU?

   Hmmmm...:
I thought that this would turn out less hated then imaginable, but it's obvious now that that whole idea died when...

1. You broke into my car!
2. You left your horrible cancerous drugs on the floor!
3. And MOST IMPORTANTLY you stole my iPod!!!!! :'(

 Dear man: (or really dumb women)


  I have come to some sense that you did this crime because you either have no life, or you hate children with iPods and like to make them sad! I have no idea which one of these is correct but none the less it is one of these because I'm right!! I thought that being in a neighborhood with a GATE would keep the creepers out "Like you" but that failure of a thought has been breached and destroyed because of you. 
  Just so you know i will now conclude to write the letter i wrote to you in my dream last night, and yes, the letter i wrote in my dream is better then the one that i wrote awake because i was strangling you in my dream, and that makes it all the better.

I HATE YOU!!

My name Is B-otch Apple. And I agree with your crime and cruelty. Actually that was a lie, My name is **** ***** And I think that everything that you did is a big bag of crap, and you should rote in Heck! Now i understand and have the knowledgement that this letter has been a little cruel, none the less, your haness crime has made me very upset, and if I EVER find you, I will set you on fire, OR Pee on your dog... YOU CHOOSE! I don't understand why you did this, and i don't care to know why, i just want you to understand how mad i am, and that is all!